it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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