I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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