evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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