I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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