I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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