what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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