My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
