How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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