Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
it hurts more in the daytime
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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