My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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