I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Come on in and take your pants off
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