You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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