I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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