Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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