I didn't shave. On purpose
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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