Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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