girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Boobs are out for the taking
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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