we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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