out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
