why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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