Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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