Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
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