Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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