So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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