i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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