Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
P.S. I can't hear my feet
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
