The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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