That's when you crack a 10am beer
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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