I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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