I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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