MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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