what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
my being single is dangerous.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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