i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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