She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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