yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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