he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
send nudes
from the living room?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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