hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Too much gin, very little bucket
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The ass gains better be worth it
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