I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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