Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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