And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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