glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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