It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
