he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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