fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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