Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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