Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
