seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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