I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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