soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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