if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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